Most crews have a godfather or two. We’ve got Statler and Waldorf. Not the Hilton and the Astoria, but the two stubborn, disagreeable old men who enjoy heckling the rest of us from the comfort of their balcony seats. One can make a salad and the other is one.
Waldorf tends to parade his surly ways, like others flaunt their generous breasts or pneumatically-promising behinds, using one of his numerous aliases as disguise. He therefore answers to such monikers as Xeno Xeno, Lium, King Cut 3000, Kenobhi, or Fat Master Cut. The exact reason behind the use of one rather than the other seems to depend on mood rather than logic. This time it’s The Ronchonnist.